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CBC Prime Time News was a Canadian nightly newscast which aired on CBC Television from 1992 to 1995.
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Please Be My New Love is a studio album by American country artist Jeannie Seely. It was released by Decca Records in July 1970 and was the seventh studio album in her career. The record consisted of 11 tracks, including a medley of cover tunes called \"Jeannie's Medley\". The latter tune and the title track were both released as singles originally. Please Be My New Love was given positive reviews by Billboard and Cash Box magazines.
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