{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None that's a hardware problem","id":24}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
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Crab Game is a free-to-play video game developed and published by Norwegian indie developer Daniel Sooman, also known as Dani. The game was initially released for Linux and macOS on Itch.io and for Windows on Steam on 29 October 2021; the Linux and macOS editions were later released on Steam on 16 November. Based on the Netflix series Squid Game, players compete with each other in minigames in order to be the last one alive.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Des Moines Area Regional Transit","displaytitle":"Des Moines Area Regional Transit","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5263499","titles":{"canonical":"Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit","normalized":"Des Moines Area Regional Transit","display":"Des Moines Area Regional Transit"},"pageid":20320222,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Des_Moines_DART_logo.svg/320px-Des_Moines_DART_logo.svg.png","width":320,"height":187},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Des_Moines_DART_logo.svg/171px-Des_Moines_DART_logo.svg.png","width":171,"height":100},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291849760","tid":"a7d5787d-380d-11f0-a791-5ec81626c865","timestamp":"2025-05-23T19:39:35Z","description":"Public transportation service in Iowa, US","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Des_Moines_Area_Regional_Transit"}},"extract":"Des Moines Area Regional Transit Authority (DART) operates mass transit service in Greater Des Moines. It is the largest public transit agency operating in the state of Iowa.","extract_html":"
Des Moines Area Regional Transit Authority (DART) operates mass transit service in Greater Des Moines. It is the largest public transit agency operating in the state of Iowa.
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