{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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Artena is a town and comune in the Metropolitan City of Rome, Italy. It is situated in the northwest of Monti Lepini, in the upper valley of the Sacco River. It is approximately 40 kilometres (25 mi) southeast by rail, and 30 kilometres (19 mi) direct from Rome.
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"}{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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