{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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David Hanson Jr. is an American roboticist who is the founder and chief executive officer (CEO) of Hanson Robotics, a Hong Kong–based robotics company founded in 2013.
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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