{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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The 21st Infantry Regiment \"Cremona\" is an inactive unit of the Italian Army last based in Alessandria in Piedmont. The regiment is named for the city of Cremona and part of the Italian Army's infantry arm. The regiment was formed in 1848 by the Royal Sardinian Army during the First Italian War of Independence. After the war the regiment was disbanded. In 1859, the regiment was reformed after the Kingdom of Sardinia annexed Lombardy after the Second Italian War of Independence. In 1866, the regiment fought in the Third Italian War of Independence. During World War I the regiment fought on the Italian front.
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